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Autumn Leaves: Mitt Romney poem

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                                                                                          P hoto by  Justin Balinski Autumn Leaves I can like Big Bird without believing the government should force you to fund his feathers. I can believe a state government has different responsibilities than the federal. I can be conservative in one state and liberal by the standards of another. I can be liberal in one decade and conservative by the standards of another. I can believe in a game where fair doesn’t mean everyone gets the same trophy, but everyone gets the chance to earn what they win. I can believe bailouts may not really bail anyone out in the long run. I can believe the rich should share their wealth without spending it for t...

Homemade rocket launcher

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Pressurized PVC pipe soda bottle launcher. Yesterday my nieces and nephews took turns aiming a stomp rocket at me. My big brother did the stomping. Every time I caught one, I got a point (which happened about four times in the hour or so of launching). All the other times it didn’t hurt too badly and the kids loved it. But if you ever plan on subjecting yourself to a similar firing squad, put on a pair of sunglasses and batting gloves first. Keeping with the spirit of rockets, today we built a couple of bike pump bottle blasters. It took only fifteen minutes to cement ten feet of PVC pipe into a pair of t-shaped launchers. I wouldn’t recommend aiming these guys at anybody… The duo. The duo cost $12.93. Most of that was the primer and cement (so if you need some, you know who to ask). The half inch PVC pipe was dirt cheap. If you’re looking to try this out, you’ll also need two slip caps, one tee, one elbow, and one male adapter per launcher. Assembly is straightforward, ...

Carpe nix!

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Snow day! While I still have to work, here's what we managed to build this morning with this year's first big snow. Snowman contest anyone? Epic  sn ögubbe     Our toddler LOVED it. This is the first winter he can really romp around. It was a battle to get our sport-themed sn ögubbe's torso up. We had to use a table top as a ramp...

Cereal of the future... free?

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This idea came the other day as my wife and I were having a late-night bowl of cereal... Why not start a cereal company that covers its boxes with interesting ads? It'd undoubtedly give advertisers plenty of looks on super market shelves and on kitchen tables. With the advertising revenue, it could drastically beat the price of competitors. And, it could go a step further... Why not put a pack of ads/coupons inside the box itself? Advertisers send stuff like that in the mail all the time, and I imagine cereal-box delivery would give their fliers a longer lifespan before hitting the trash can. Who knows? Maybe the cost of the cereal could be so subsidized that you could sell it for a dollar or less? Or, even give it away for free? Sounds like a cool way to help the poor to me. I also thought about the potential of working advertisements into other food packaging, but other items seemed less promising. Who's going to give their pasta bag a good look before tearing it ...

How to fall back in love with Facebook

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Or any other social medium... Sometimes I love the social media game. Sometimes I hate it. I've figured out the difference is mostly up to me. Here's my attempt to break down what I've learned from my own trial and error. Rule #1 Remember it isn't about you. It's about them. All other rules revolve around this concept. Rule #2 It isn't about HAVING friends. It's about BEING a friend. Rule #3 It isn't about being LIKED. It's about SUPPORTING others. Rule #4 It isn't about being noticed. It's about listening, watching, and understanding. Rule #5 Okay, it's actually a little about you. Friendship means both sharing and receiving. People want to know what you really think about and what your life is really like. However, it's lame to pay attention to how much your posts appear to be noticed or unnoticed. If used properly, social media can be rewarding and fun. If not, they become little more than a mirror, a catalyst f...

You are beautiful!

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Outfits don't make people look good, it's the other way around. Everyone is beautiful in their own way. Feel free to share this with the beautiful people in your life! Click  HERE  to watch the cute slideshow . Kid wielding shovel, covered in dirt, looking cute.